Tonight a friend you don't know is taking me out for some fun so I must be brief in today's inspiration.
Does brief have to mean meaningless? Oh, hell no.
Here are some facts about your mistress.
-She has a personal vibrator that only she uses. It is purple and is referred to as Mr. P.
-She once set out to find how many orgasms she could have in an hour and a half.... 66.
-Since becoming a mistress, she has only given blow jobs to her own mistress.
-Her breasts are size D and get in the way often when punishing her slaves.
-She sleeps with women more often than men.
-She is most sexual with men but is turned on by both genders.
-Her hair is past her waist and one of her sexiest accessories.
-Once she kissed a slave for pleasure. (but only once)
Do these help, Darlings? I hope so.
-since I posted earlier than usual i comment the winning number at the bottom of this post.